Saturday, March 28, 2009

Hello from the University

Hi, this is the Art Department at the university that Greta attends. We have her held hostage in one of the kilns. Do not notify the police, do not attempt to find her, do not pass go. We will not let her go until you compy with our demands. But we, as a whole department, are such indecisive procrastinators, that we haven't decided what our demands are going to be. So, you choose. Give us lots of money, a crown, or do Greta's math homework for her (so we get more of her time slaving for our benefit).
Thank you for your co-operation
The Art Department